If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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