Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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