weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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