You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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