Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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