i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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