This girl is more easily done than said...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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