She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm at about main and main street
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i now understand why vodka
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
