she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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