I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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