Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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