doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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