I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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