Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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