So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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