Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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