win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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