i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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