dude i'm inner monologue high
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare