I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.