your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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