well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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