ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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