Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
is it fun? or sober?
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