Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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