But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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