I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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