Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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