I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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