If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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