when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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