My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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