Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Randomize
