i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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