She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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