Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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