Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
this hospital has no fireball
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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