direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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