Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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