she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So much Jack, so little girl.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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