I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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