i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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