I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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