I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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