better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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