sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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