I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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