Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
