Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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