In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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