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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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