how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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