I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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