My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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