I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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