Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Floor bacon is actually really good
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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