dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
So. Much. Porn.
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